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It's A Major Award Leg Lamp Christmas Story T-Shirt Size:2XL Helen Roper is married toThis Christmas Story t shirt features an image of The Old Man's leg lamp. The shirt reads It's A Major Award. In A Christmas Story, Ralphie's father, The Old Man won a crossword puzzle contest and the award was the leg lamp shown on this t shirt. The leg lamp showed up to the Parkers' house in a box that must have been Italian because it was marked Fra gi le. The Old Man explained to everyone that the leg lamp was a Major Award! Everyone will